Have I been in Miami too long?

Standing in the hallway waiting for the elevator at the advetorial (ad+editorial=you think you're reading an article, but its really an advertisement) company where i am currently working, I saw another beautiful woman, looked down at my chest and thought, "maybe i should get brest implants."

Miami will fuck you up.

From a Blog called Breast Augmentation - Cosmetic / Plastic Surgery which is based in Miami:
"To be sure, breast implants are on the rise everywhere. In 1992 there were 32,000 breast implants in the United States. Last year that number had soared to more than 300,000. But in beauty-obsessed Miami, the trend is even more pronounced. After all, the place was inspiration for plastic surgery television shows like Nip/Tuck and Miami Slice. Get-a-free-set contests (like one run by this newspaper) are oh-so-ordinary here. And bargain-basement deals and financing plans are pitched used-car style: The average price of an American breast job was $3373 in 2005; in Miami you can find them for $1999!"